Just Random Things
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 7:10 pm
My friend describing her car as she pats it: "She's a little old, but she has power where it counts."
Me describing my car as I pat it: "She's old, slow, and shakes like a whorehouse over a bowling alley when you go above 50 mph, but the clear coat is definitely peeling off in my hands as I speak."
Me describing my car as I pat it: "She's old, slow, and shakes like a whorehouse over a bowling alley when you go above 50 mph, but the clear coat is definitely peeling off in my hands as I speak."