Board Rules
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 1:46 am
I try not to have too many rules because I don't want to stifle discussion, and I kind of hope people would just be kind to one another as much as possible, but this is the internet and I know not everything goes how we want, so here are some basic ground rules.
RULES
1. No death threats - Seems kind of obvious, but there you go.
2. No Slurs - No racial, ethnic, or other general slurs. Again, just don't use the N word, okay?
3. No Nazis - No Nazis, folks. If you're a Nazi, you're not welcome here.
4. No Spamming - You can repeat posts from time to time, it happens, that's not an issue, but no posting a dozen posts of the same thing one after the other. No trying to sell things to people in the forum. No posts of nothing but dozens of emojis with nothing else. You're not likely to get asked not to spam if you've made two or three repeat posts or replied to a post after it's been dormant a few months, so don't worry too much, okay?
5. No Doxxing - If I find you trying to reveal someone's personal information they have not shared on this board, I will smack you like a bad bad donkey, okay?
6. No Porn - Sorry, folks, but we don't do the porn here. That may change in the future, but for now it's ix-nay on the orn-pay.
7. No Gore - If you post gory images, I will personally beat you over the head with a stunted chihuahua.
8. No Trolling - Outside of Akkadian Forest, there is no trolling. Trolling is when you incite someone to get a reaction out of them in order to either get them to respond to your bullshit, or to get them to break rules. Trolls are trolls at my discretion. That sounds harsh, but I don't want a board full of trolls because genuine posters couldn't tolerate being constantly harassed by them.
9. No Minors - This board is for people 18 years and older or what is legal in your country to view adult subjects and situations. People can swear here, they can talk about adult problems here. No kids.
10. No Harassment - Quite simply, if you follow around a poster and keep bugging them outside of the original topic of discussion trying to get them to answer you, that is harassment. Don't do it. Along those lines, no sexual harassment. You do it, and I will not only ban you, but I'll warn other sites about you because you're a danger to others.
Important Note: We are not just LGBTQ+ friendly here, we're queer complicit. The owner of this board is a flaming lefty, and will not tolerate bigotry. I will not tolerate it. You don't have to like it, but you will follow that rule or else you're gone. As Captain Kirk once said, "leave your bigotry in your quarters, it has no place on my bridge."
It has no place here.
WARNINGS
Every person has a 10 warning allotment. You can get 10 warnings in the lifetime of your posting here. 10 over a day, a week, a month, a year, whatever. Now, if you're here for years and years and manage to accrue 10 warnings, hey, we can work things out, maybe. Things happen, humans are human. If you're here a week and rack up 10 warnings, though, you're just being a dick and I'll boot you into Clint Eastwood's unwashed ass.
There's more to come, I'm sure. People love to get around rules. Just remember that I'm not a fan of lawyerballing, so if you try to pull a "technically" with me, I'll assume you're operating in bad faith and punt you into the Sun. At Noon.
Just try to be good to each other, okay?
.Red
RULES
1. No death threats - Seems kind of obvious, but there you go.
2. No Slurs - No racial, ethnic, or other general slurs. Again, just don't use the N word, okay?
3. No Nazis - No Nazis, folks. If you're a Nazi, you're not welcome here.
4. No Spamming - You can repeat posts from time to time, it happens, that's not an issue, but no posting a dozen posts of the same thing one after the other. No trying to sell things to people in the forum. No posts of nothing but dozens of emojis with nothing else. You're not likely to get asked not to spam if you've made two or three repeat posts or replied to a post after it's been dormant a few months, so don't worry too much, okay?
5. No Doxxing - If I find you trying to reveal someone's personal information they have not shared on this board, I will smack you like a bad bad donkey, okay?
6. No Porn - Sorry, folks, but we don't do the porn here. That may change in the future, but for now it's ix-nay on the orn-pay.
7. No Gore - If you post gory images, I will personally beat you over the head with a stunted chihuahua.
8. No Trolling - Outside of Akkadian Forest, there is no trolling. Trolling is when you incite someone to get a reaction out of them in order to either get them to respond to your bullshit, or to get them to break rules. Trolls are trolls at my discretion. That sounds harsh, but I don't want a board full of trolls because genuine posters couldn't tolerate being constantly harassed by them.
9. No Minors - This board is for people 18 years and older or what is legal in your country to view adult subjects and situations. People can swear here, they can talk about adult problems here. No kids.
10. No Harassment - Quite simply, if you follow around a poster and keep bugging them outside of the original topic of discussion trying to get them to answer you, that is harassment. Don't do it. Along those lines, no sexual harassment. You do it, and I will not only ban you, but I'll warn other sites about you because you're a danger to others.
Important Note: We are not just LGBTQ+ friendly here, we're queer complicit. The owner of this board is a flaming lefty, and will not tolerate bigotry. I will not tolerate it. You don't have to like it, but you will follow that rule or else you're gone. As Captain Kirk once said, "leave your bigotry in your quarters, it has no place on my bridge."
It has no place here.
WARNINGS
Every person has a 10 warning allotment. You can get 10 warnings in the lifetime of your posting here. 10 over a day, a week, a month, a year, whatever. Now, if you're here for years and years and manage to accrue 10 warnings, hey, we can work things out, maybe. Things happen, humans are human. If you're here a week and rack up 10 warnings, though, you're just being a dick and I'll boot you into Clint Eastwood's unwashed ass.
There's more to come, I'm sure. People love to get around rules. Just remember that I'm not a fan of lawyerballing, so if you try to pull a "technically" with me, I'll assume you're operating in bad faith and punt you into the Sun. At Noon.
Just try to be good to each other, okay?
.Red